B-factor is OVER THE HILL

[aiw]

Happy Big 3-0!

 

[bdotling]

old as fuck. happy birthday!

 

[ZackM]

Happy Birthday B

 

[DukeNukem05]

Happy birthday, Youngin'

 

[rhfarmer]

It's all down hill from 30, B!

 

[deepdarkblue]

I guess you'll be hitting the K&W for dinner tonight, get that Early Bird Special!

Have a great day, doing whatever.

 

[Thain]

Happy Birthday B!! Coffee at Hardees is only a quarter with the senior citizens discount. That would be Carl Jr. to you.

 

[burymeNCameron]

Happy Birthday B-Factor, Hope it's a good one!

 

[bfactor]

Thanks guys. I went to Country Kitchen Buffet at 6AM, then the grocery store, became perplexed by the self-checkout process, and paid for one pound of tomatoes with a check. I'll probably take a 3 hour nap in a few minutes.

 

[DurhamSon]

Werthers for everyone!

 

[DukeNukem05]

bfactor reportedly used a personal check at the self-checkout line and proceeded to strike 3 vehicles and one silver-haired potential girlfriend riding a scooter with a basket full of Depends™ on his way out of the parking lot.

 

[ChibCU]

Grandpa.

 

[FoolishTarHeel]

Congrats dude!

 

[physicsfactor]

Happy birthday, dude. You made it. You don't have to care anymore.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Thanks guys. I went to Country Kitchen Buffet at 6AM, then the grocery store, became perplexed by the self-checkout process, and paid for one pound of tomatoes with a check. I'll probably take a 3 hour nap in a few minutes.

Which birthday car are you going with, the Pontiac or the Lincoln?

 

[Thain]

Thanks guys. I went to Country Kitchen Buffet at 6AM, then the grocery store, became perplexed by the self-checkout process, and paid for one pound of tomatoes with a check. I'll probably take a 3 hour nap in a few minutes.

Which birthday car are you going with, the Pontiac or the Lincoln?

He fooled everyone and went with the Buick.

 

[rhfarmer]

Thought it might have been the old Gremlin.

 

[bfactor]

I now have an excuse for bouts of uncontrollable flatulence.

Win.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Don't forget to trim those ear hairs before you go out.

 

[dukeberto]

Happy birthday B! The good thing about moving into the nursing home is that there is a bustling Viagra black market and all the snapping turtles (I guess that's what you would call something older than a cougar) are DTF.

Bad news is, you are competing against old man farmer for some of that tail.