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Some moron hit the power box at my apartment so have limited power. Thankfully it's not a billion degrees outside but god I wish I could curse at the jackass who did it. Probably fucking around on their phone and not paying attention while speeding through our complex.
 
I have exactly 0 decorations in my house, so I'd probably notice pretty quickly.
 
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Step up your pullout game

Nope, you don't want an indoor JIZZ-FEST. This is a sex upgrade. Go crazy or just relax, you're covered. Before you feel the rush to gush, you pull-out, peel it off, finishing as you wish. Your wingman helped you score a perfect 10.

  • "Here honey, can I take that off for you? Pleeeease?"
  • IF she sees a tear in your eye, let her believe it's true love.
 
Highly recommend Saturdays at Saxapahaw. Good music. Small farmers' market. Haw River Farmhouse Ales and Saxapahaw General Store 1/10 mile away.
 
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Just checked in to Isle of Palms. We come down every year, but picked this week because of the eclipse. Better not be cloudy.
 
I love it down here, but traffic getting out of hand.

They're expecting over a million people incoming this weekend.
 

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