Happy Holidays

[ZackM]

I just went to the hardware store to pickup some insulation for my basement. What a fucking nightmare. Had to park a 1/2 mile from the front door and then had to wait in a checkout line for 45 minutes. Every person in front of me had a cart full of junk. Just the shittiest, most useless stuff. But it was a killer deal, so they couldn't help themselves.

 

[Topher]

Bought a new office desk marked down 70%

fuck yeah

 

[deepdarkblue]

 

[physicsfactor]

95% chance that man was shot dead yesterday

 

[Topher]

 

[deepdarkblue]

That is one ugly Christmas tree.

 

[rhfarmer]

somebody knows how to Duke the Fuck Up

 

[dkst0426]

Merry Christmas Eve!

Decided to do the Christmas PJs early with the kids. The screaming has commenced early.

 

[rome8180]

somebody knows how to Duke the Fuck Up

100% of that Twitter feed is Duke-related. Does he go into suspended animation during the offseason?

 

[torontoduke]

Merry Christmas Eve!

Decided to do the Christmas PJs early with the kids. The screaming has commenced early.

Screaming from the kids or from the adults?

 

[physicsfactor]

Just returned from 48 hours at the in-laws. Whew. We did it.

 

[rome8180]

Just returned from 48 hours at the in-laws. Whew. We did it.

I am doing four whole days with my girlfriend's family. Pray for me.

 

[DukeNukem05]

Just returned from 48 hours at the in-laws. Whew. We did it.

I am doing four whole days with my girlfriend's family. Pray for me.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[rhfarmer]

Just returned from 48 hours at the in-laws. Whew. We did it.

I am doing four whole days with my girlfriend's family. Pray for me.

Thoughts and prayers.

Have a blessed Holiday, @rome8180

 

[physicsfactor]

Good luck, Rome!

I got to listen to my father-in-law and my wife’s sister’s husband talk about how we (the U.S.) should just drop giant bombs over in the Middle East. I said, “while that may sound like a great idea, what about innocent people, like women and children?” He said something like, “you mean the kids who will grow up to hate America and become terrorists?” I repeated, “But...they’re kids.”

He went on to talk about how Old Testament God wiped out civilizations. I reminded him he wasn’t God. I got more than one dirty look from my wife. It was a great time!

 

[Inveigle]

Merry Christmas Blue Devils!

 

[Pantone287]

From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely hope today provides you fucks a brief respite of happiness from your otherwise empty, miserable lives.

(This is the closest I've ever come to telling anyone I love them, so enjoy it.)

 

[torontoduke]

Peace be with D-F & your families.

 

[Devilsforlife]

My life feels slightly less empty and I am not quite as miserable as I usually am today. Merry Christmas, indeed!

Also, reading about Christmas @ in-laws reaffirms how nice being single is.

 

[Slap the Floor]

Merry Christmas, gentleman.

Duke the fuck up!