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B-factor is OVER THE HILL

dukeberto said:
Happy birthday B! The good thing about moving into the nursing home is that there is a bustling Viagra black market and all the snapping turtles (I guess that's what you would call something older than a cougar) are DTF.

Bad news is, you are competing against old man farmer for some of that tail.
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And I fuck like a mountain gorilla
 
rhfarmer said:
dukeberto said:
Happy birthday B! The good thing about moving into the nursing home is that there is a bustling Viagra black market and all the snapping turtles (I guess that's what you would call something older than a cougar) are DTF.

Bad news is, you are competing against old man farmer for some of that tail.
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And I fuck like a mountain gorilla
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Yeah, a friend of mine who used to be admin at a nursing home said the Alzheimer patients would fuck anything they could pin down.
 
physicsfactor said:
Happy birthday, dude. As a child did it suck having your birthday so close to Christmas?
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It was the worst. "Combination gifts." Ugh.
 
Beef, I sent you your birthday present via PM, to remind you of your glory days that you've likely long since forgotten due to your dementia.
 
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