Forgot to post this earlier.
Last night I had a dream that with Zion injured for the Pelicans' second play-in game, he was replaced with Station from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. There was some argument among the refs about whether this was legal, since Station can split into two smaller versions of himself (as shown in the movie). But they ended up letting him play because there's "nothing in the rule book against it." In other words, the Air Bud clause.