Duke Basketball 2014-2015 Discussion thread

[DukeNukem05]

Can you imagine the veins on that thing?

 

[Pantone287]

Each one would be larger than my entire shaft.

 

[DurhamSon]

Hopefully Steve Clark brings it up in his next Semi interview.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Hopefully Steve Clark brings it up in his next Semi interview.

"Semi, I'd like to ask you now about your male member. I have heard a rumor that the veins in it form a clearly visible picture of Jesus. Is this true? And if so, can you tell me how that makes you feel about your penis, and it's special relationship with Jesus Christ?"

 

[rome8180]

We're all small and insignificant compared to Semi's penis.

 

[rome8180]

If he wasn't thinking about transferring before, he is now.

 

[DurhamSon]

The good news is, we're no where close to the first few results pages on a google search for "semi penis".

PS: Don't search for "semi penis", and especially don't click on images.

 

[DukeNukem05]

The good news is, we're no where close to the first few results pages on a google search for "semi penis".

PS: Don't search for "semi penis", and especially don't click on images.

:lol: :o

 

[rome8180]

More Semi porn. NSF your heterosexuality.

Obi has some "Jabari weight."

http://instagram.com/p/qfNXYaxGRV/

 

[rhfarmer]

MP3 cracks me up.

 

[ZackM]

Am I seeing things or does Jah look sorta cut?

 

[DurhamSon]

Am I seeing things or does Jah look sorta cut?

He does, but Semi has ruined other men for me

 

[ZackM]

Am I seeing things or does Jah look sorta cut?

He does, but Semi has ruined other men for me

Semi is not a man, he is a God sent to us by Zeus himself. It's not fair to compare others to him. The magnificence of his physique is enough to bring me to tears.

 

[rome8180]

Basically, everyone looks cut except for Obi and to a lesser extent Jones and MP3.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Obi is the anti-Semi. He looks like he should be walking the stairs at this point instead of running.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Obi needs to be a fat guy who can give us about 16 minutes a game in 4 4-minute spurts in and out of tv timeouts. Hairston could never get into the shape necessary for that, but Obi looks ok for it.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

I count 10 teams as good as or better than Mercer, Lehigh or Belmont in terms of talent, so something like 6 losses heading into ACC play sounds about right. 11-7 in ACC and then 1-1 in ACCT gets us 14 losses.

 

[StopThePumpFakesShav]

Livingstone starts five seniors and they are not going to be intimidated. I am nervous.

 

[rome8180]

Chad Ford has Okafor at #1 in the 2015 draft, Winslow at #7, and Jones at #17.

I actually don't think Jones will end up that high. And the staff really does seem to expect him to stay two years. But like I've been saying, it's probably a pipe dream to expect Winslow to stay.