This would be a good time for Alex “Trash” O’Connell to have his first meaningful impact of his career. He’ll be taking the equivalent of warmup 3s against the Syracuse zone all game if he’s up for it. Unfortunately for his teammates, coaches and fans, this guy is such a horrendous piece of shit as a player and human being that he’ll surely not even be able to do that successfully. This asshole took a scholarship from Duke to basically be Van Wilder for four years, contributing nothing to Duke or society while spreading STDs across campus.
Would be nice to see him turn around his career tonight, against a defense tailor made for him, in an offense that could really use his one decent skill in life. Alas, as we all know, Alex “Bitch” O’Connell is going to sit another one out while his teammates carry him through life.