[2018-19] Clemson, at Wake, at FSU, Syracuse

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Don’t be dissuaded by the objective fact that Duke is so much better than FSU and the mostly objective fact that FSU presents very little difficulty for what Duke normally likes to do. Duke’s soft, pampered, suburban princesses aren’t coming out of the Assee with a W. With this L and another dominant UNC win at home over a mediocre ACC team, the regular season title will be all but gone, in mid-January.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Can you even begin to imagine how bad Cameron Reddish is going to look out there today? He can’t manage to do a non-terrible thing when being supported by everyone around him for any little positive thing he does, like a disabled person. Now, he’s going to be laughed at and mocked by thousands in unison. He might start crying on the court and need Nolan to come out and hug and kiss him on the forehead, whispering “it’s not your fault” over and over again on national TV.

I would love Reddish to prove it all wrong and turn his career around today, but we know it’s not happening. This soft diva will need the safe space of Cameron Indoor for that.

 

[StopThePumpFakesShav]

Can you even begin to imagine how bad Cameron Reddish is going to look out there today? He can’t manage to do a non-terrible thing when being supported by everyone around him for any little positive thing he does, like a disabled person. Now, he’s going to be laughed at and mocked by thousands in unison. He might start crying on the court and need Nolan to come out and hug and kiss him on the forehead, whispering “it’s not your fault” over and over again on national TV.

I would love Reddish to prove it all wrong and turn his career around today, but we know it’s not happening. This soft diva will need the safe space of Cameron Indoor for that.

As has been stated by others, the fact that you’re (I assume) spending all day fucking around with spreadsheets at work versus writing satirical things about sports is a disservice to society. And people like pftcommenter have now found a way to monetize this.

 

[torontoduke]

I like the Good Will Hunting reference.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Can you even begin to imagine how bad Cameron Reddish is going to look out there today? He can’t manage to do a non-terrible thing when being supported by everyone around him for any little positive thing he does, like a disabled person. Now, he’s going to be laughed at and mocked by thousands in unison. He might start crying on the court and need Nolan to come out and hug and kiss him on the forehead, whispering “it’s not your fault” over and over again on national TV.

I would love Reddish to prove it all wrong and turn his career around today, but we know it’s not happening. This soft diva will need the safe space of Cameron Indoor for that.

This all changes when K comes into the pregame locker room brandishing a sword.

 

[physicsfactor]

And if that doesn’t work and Duke still loses, he’ll take away their Duke gear which we all know is the cure for poor shooting and rebounding.

 

[rhfarmer]

Can you even begin to imagine how bad Cameron Reddish is going to look out there today? He can’t manage to do a non-terrible thing when being supported by everyone around him for any little positive thing he does, like a disabled person. Now, he’s going to be laughed at and mocked by thousands in unison. He might start crying on the court and need Nolan to come out and hug and kiss him on the forehead, whispering “it’s not your fault” over and over again on national TV.

I would love Reddish to prove it all wrong and turn his career around today, but we know it’s not happening. This soft diva will need the safe space of Cameron Indoor for that.

This all changes when K comes into the pregame locker room brandishing a sword.

AKA Zion's dong.

 

[DukeNukem05]

Bunch of negative nancies over here.

 

[best4heisman]

We really ran a play for Barrett to try and draw a foul down 2 with 5 seconds left. 65% free throw shooter RJ Barrett. Still, what a win.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Added an excellent player to the roster today. Hopefully didn’t lose White and DeLaurier permanently though.

 

[deepdarkblue]

That game was proof that Cam Reddish reads this forum. Up until SMTTEM made that post, Reddish had no idea how terrible he was. This was a win on multiple levels and we should all feel proud of our little contributions to it.

 

[aiw]

Tre and RJ 40 minutes and now a game Monday. They should be able to rest on the court against Syracuse if needed.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[deepdarkblue]

Was the entire FSU team guarding Tre and Bolden?

 

[StopThePumpFakesShav]

Was the entire FSU team guarding Tre and Bolden?

Looks like they also read Sean’s pregame posts.

 

[Inveigle]

Was the entire FSU team guarding Tre and Bolden?

They just knew RJ was getting the ball and K draws up an ace, How about his confidence in Cam to take that shot!?!

 

[deepdarkblue]

!?!

 

[ChibCU]

Can you even begin to imagine how bad Cameron Reddish is going to look out there today? He can’t manage to do a non-terrible thing when being supported by everyone around him for any little positive thing he does, like a disabled person. Now, he’s going to be laughed at and mocked by thousands in unison. He might start crying on the court and need Nolan to come out and hug and kiss him on the forehead, whispering “it’s not your fault” over and over again on national TV.

 

[rome8180]

Quick, hide the dick pics! Chib is back!

 

[rome8180]

BTW, Syracuse has 26 points at the half. At home. Against GT.

If we beat Syracuse by less than 20, fire K.