Please bring in Al Durham and convince Juwan Durham to transfer from ND.
We can round out the roster with people from Durham, bringing in Treyvion Goodwin (FR), a 5'11" PG at Johnson and Wales to provide good food, Michael Savarino (JR), Jalen Johnson (SO) from Brunswick CC (we should also bring in Jalen Johnson from WFU, though he is not from Durham). I bet Jay Huff would like to spend his extra year in his hometown and he can bring his UVA teammate Trey Murphy III.
I'm sure we can get the NCAA to provide Rodney Rodgers with an exemption. Who would turn down a guy in a wheelchair?
Then, fire Dave Shumate and John Roth, coax Wes Durham out of announcing retirement and sit him next to the corpse of Woody Durham.
Make this happen.