Player Zion Williamson

[physicsfactor]

Those shoulders and arms… my gosh

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Anyone else here genuinely sexually attracted to Zion as some sort of mythical figure rather than a gender-identified human being?

 

[rome8180]

One of my sons sent me a picture of a sweaty, not-fat Zion a couple of days ago and I told him it was fake.

I was a little skeptical of the Ball Is Life "Zion working out" photos, because I know they always use filters to make people look more ripped than they are. But this one seems like a completely unedited photo by some random dude.

 

[Pantone287]

He looks like a cartoon superhero posing next to small children.

WTF is he doing playing pickup on an outdoor court with a bunch of random kids though?

 

[bfactor]

Staying neutral with the gang signs.

 

[bdotling]

#BoaChallenge

 

[rome8180]

My detective work has led me to conclude that "A" is the father of the boy on the far left. The reason I say that is because's A's bio mentions "fútbol." The kid on the left is the only one who looks Hispanic. I was trying to figure out whether some of these other kids were CBB players, but couldn't determine anything. I found a couple good tweets though.

 

[rhfarmer]

So, Zion is in the black "asshole" t shirt, right? He's definitely slimming back down.

 

[StopThePumpFakesShav]

Fluctuates 50-100 pounds in each picture taken.

Here is a sneak preview of tomorrow’s capture:

 

[rome8180]

Honestly, I don't think he's been "fat" in any of the pictures taken for the last six month or so. It really just depends on whether he's wearing a sweatsuit or not.

 

[rhfarmer]

Honestly, I don't think he's been "fat" in any of the pictures taken for the last six month or so. It really just depends on whether he's wearing a sweatsuit or not.

Yeah, he's not Keels fat.

 

[deepdarkblue]

And that ass will always be thicc.

 

[Pantone287]

Imagine being the dude who looks like he's taking a dump in that pic. This picture is your 15 minutes of viral fame, and your evidence of a night you'll get to brag about to your grandkids. Everyone is posed with Zion and looking cool... except you, who, inexplicably, is weirdly crouched way down at their feet like you're their feral child, face not visible, not even looking at the camera. Oops.

 

[Inveigle]

 

[Pantone287]

Lol... I mean, is he drunk? This is like the Peyton Manning SNL skit IRL.



Is it normal for franchise players to be playing this much pickup with teenagers all summer? Kind of a weird look after how cautious they were when it came to actual NBA games.

 

[Pantone287]

Looks like the anger management sessions are paying off. Last month's Zion would have snapped the stepdad kid in half and paraded him around yelling "WHO ELSE DARES CHALLENGE ME" at the other terrified children.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[StopThePumpFakesShav]

Does he just like travel to random basketball courts across the country and show off?

 

[CK86]

Zion is the new age Globetrotters only instead of there being games, he just goes to random cities to dunk and flex afterwards. Truly the king we need.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Always with so much JUICE !!

Thanks, Google.