Player Zion Williamson

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

There was a time when these were the top two assets in the league. Now they’re like #1 and somewhere on the 50-75 range.

 

[Pantone287]

This video is the Zion Body Experience in a nutshell. Over like 5 seconds, he goes from "tall, skinny NBA player":



To "cartoonishly jacked superhero":



To morbidly obese:



I don't think his butt will ever make sense to my brain.

 

[rome8180]

That enormous ass is part of what makes him an unstoppable interior scorer though.

 

[Pantone287]

Daily stop on the nationwide Zion showing off for children tour

Swish Cultures on Instagram: "Zion ( @zionwilliamson )makes between the legs off the backboard look easy 😳 his campers went crazy via @jasperbibbs (Zion private strength coach ) #zion #zionwilliamson #neworleanspelicans #nba"

209K likes, 865 comments - swishcultures on June 30, 2022: "Zion ( @zionwilliamson )makes between the legs off the backboard look easy 😳 his campers went ..."

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[DukeNukem05]

Daily stop on the nationwide Zion showing off for children tour

Swish Cultures on Instagram: "Zion ( @zionwilliamson )makes between the legs off the backboard look easy 😳 his campers went crazy via @jasperbibbs (Zion private strength coach ) #zion #zionwilliamson #neworleanspelicans #nba"

209K likes, 865 comments - swishcultures on June 30, 2022: "Zion ( @zionwilliamson )makes between the legs off the backboard look easy 😳 his campers went ..."

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Glad he’s inspiring the kids. Especially young Zion in yellow.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[rome8180]

He will somehow weigh 240 but with 50% body fat.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[rome8180]

A few obvious things here:

1) Who says it was all for him?

2) I remember hearing about how Joel Embiid would get four milkshakes for a two-hour flight. Obviously, it's not what you should be eating. But I don't think normal people can comprehend the number of calories NBA athletes burn in a day.

3) Why is that chicken sandwich so fucking expensive compared to everything else?

 

[deeyoukayeee]

Didn't Michael Phelps eat like seven pizzas per day?

Schlepping 290 lbs around in an active fashion has to burn 4,000+ calories/day easily.

 

[CK86]

I remember reading that Phelps was rumored to eat between 8,000 to 12,000 calories a day. That's just insanity to me.

 

[rome8180]

I remember reading that Phelps was rumored to eat between 8,000 to 12,000 calories a day. That's just insanity to me.

Yeah, though apparently the number of calories a basketball player burns in a game or a day's workouts pales in comparison to what Phelps would have burned while doing hardcore Olympic training. Swimming is one of the most calorie-intensive sports there is.

 

[rhfarmer]

Plus, Phelps had the munchies.

 

[Pantone287]

The most offensive part there is the Coke.

 

[rome8180]

The most offensive part there is the Coke.

The price? Or the fact that he's drinking soda?

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Fat nerd. One of us.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Title favorites soon. If he can give you even league average rim protection at center, no reason to play him anywhere else.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

These odds aren’t that good. It puts him around 8th in MVP chances, depending on the book. He’s also around 8th to lead the league in scoring. Everyone knows he’s about to explode, probably figuratively, perhaps literally.

 

[rome8180]

Lol. I just checked the box score. Zion credited with zero blocks. WTF crack are scorekeeper smoking when it comes to blocks? I swear Mark Williams was robbed of maybe 30 blocks last year.